Christian Kolden

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Christian Kolden became famous when an e-mail sent from his account was forwarded across the known universe:

           From:       Kolden, Christian, C4C, CS34
           Sent:       Monday, September 27, 1999 6:56 PM
           To: Schatte, Laura, C4C, CS35
           Subject:    The  alaskan  assasin
           Laura,
           Hey  what's  up  dreamuffin.  I  know  you  probably  didn't  expect
           to  get  an   email  from me,  but  I  heard  you  and  shamess  broke
           up,  so  I  am  going  to  move  in  for  the  kill.  A  hall  is showing
           some  movies  this  weekend  and  if  you  are interested  we  could hook
           up  for  some  cheeseburgers  and  pizza. Me  and  max  got  in  a  fight
           over  you  the  other  night  and  I  kicked  his  ass. So  just  come on
           over  and  I'll  tutor  you  in  calc.  If your  love  was  a grain of
           sand,  my  love  would  be  a  universe  of  beaches.  So  just  email  me
           back  if  you've  been  thinking  about  me  or  just  talk  to  me in
           class.  I  know  that  I  am  not  that  good  in math  but  I  know the
           equation  of  love.  It  equals  you  plus  me .  You  complete  me. You
           had  me  at  hello  the  first  time  me  and  you  met.  Are  you  tired
           girl  cause  you have  been  running  through  my  head  all  day. Bye
           and  I  hope  you  have  a  good  air  force  night  studying.
           With  love,
           Christian  Kolden  (  The  Alaskan  Assasin)

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